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Daily Life Podcasting

Silent, but Still Deadly

Normally I cheap out on the Thursday post and brag about the latest episode of Marketing Over Coffee. We had a good discussion yesterday talking about trade shows, amongst other things. The bad news is that my hosting company, Libsyn is having a real run of bad luck. They’ve been having a hard time getting the stats package back up and running and now they are completely dark. This is the only service disruption I have ever had with them in almost 3 years of podcasting 5 different shows.

This is one of those moments where you realize how important it is to have control of your feed. The primary feed for The M Show is http://www.themshow.com/feed which then redirects to my libsyn feed. So if this continues I just redirect to someplace else, or write my own feed and I’m back in business. You need to ask yourself if you are building an audience for yourself, or for your hosting company, or for feedburner, or somebody else.

For $5 a month I really can’t complain since I’m getting unlimited bandwidth, but it is a bummer to be down as Marketing Over Coffee continues to gain momentum. So, this is kind of a lame post but at least it’s not a bunch of compiled twitter updates or bookmarks from del.icio.us

I’m tired, and I’m off to bed…

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Brain Buster

Motivating to Buy

I’ve been thinking more about the fact that marketing is the process of influencing opinion to ultimately sell a product. An important part of selling a product is trying to understand why customers need it. Why should someone buy the product that you are offering?

Today I bought a pair of $100 pants that are completely organic and environmentally friendly. That’s the lead selling proposition, all of the marketing around the product is in regards to the fact that it’s made with hemp, easily renewable, blah, blah, blah, a lot of granola eating, tree hugging stuff.

But the motivation behind the purchase had nothing to do with the marketing. I finished my run at the gym this morning and had the horrifying realization that there were no pants in my bag. It was the adolescent nightmare of going into the workplace and realizing I had no pants on, come to life.

The only place to buy pants at 8am is at the Whole Foods grocery store. So I bought them. Anybody looking for a slightly used pair of green hemp pants?

Remember that marketing is an art, some people will like your work, others will hate it, some will buy because they want to, and some will buy because they have to. Your job is to get creative to maximize your effort and return, but don’t get too caught up in the guys with no pants who will mess with your ROI calculation.

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Daily Life Podcasting

Another Weekend in The Can

Perfect weather this weekend and I had a chance to play around with my camera, no incredible photos but now I know a little more what the hell I’m doing.

It’s Sunday, that means there’s a new M Show for you! Now we get back to business…

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Daily Life

Timex iPod combo

I haven’t written about it here before, but I am huge fan of Timex. I do love watches and at one point was considering a Rolex, and I noticed a similar Timex that was about $2,000 less, did not need to be cleaned every year, had an indiglo face that allowed me to see it in the dark, and I wouldn’t have chest pain if it was lost, crushed, destroyed etc. (like my $300 Revo Sunglasses that are somewhere in Davey Jones’ Locker).

Once you can see beyond the marketing of expensive watches you’ll feel liberated…

Anyway, I got an email from them (they do great campaigns, I get to see the new stuff and get discount codes) and they have an Ironman that interfaces with the iPod. It’s pretty cool (but I’m waiting for the Nike one that will also integrate with the shoe sensor).

An important point though – the Nike+ only works with the Nano, the Timex works with most (all) of the different model iPods. I wonder what the range on it is?

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Daily Life

Marketing Free Friday

I actually do have some marketing stuff to talk about…

but not today.

Kev-E-Kev serves up this video that killed me this morning:

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Daily Life The Marketeer

You better smell what the Wall is cookin’

So I had a good news/bad news thing happen today. A competitor came out with a webinar campaign that is a dead copy for one that we did about 3 months ago. They’re using an analyst we’ve used in the past, a topic we have done multiple webinars on with the same title, and better yet they are even picking on the king of the hill (codename: Large Azure, aka HAL), a strategy we started and now they want to get on our bandwagon.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and yet my first instinct is to rent a billboard across the street from their home office with an obnoxious message on it – perhaps something about turning it sideways, or better yet send over a tray of Ex-Lax brownies (never mind I said that, I wouldn’t do that).

The second instinct was to put them in the crosshairs, but they work with some open source stuff and as soon as you pick on that all these tree-hugging freaks and eastern bloc terrorists start trying to bring down your severs, and the people that go that route tend to not have budget anyway, so that’s pointless.

So I just have to laugh and say mission accomplished, the bar has been raised so now it’s time to turn it up another notch, just when things seemed to be getting rock solid. I say “My stuff” but it’s really the work of the whole group, I just take it rather personally, but I know they do too, they just don’t want to be associated with my brownie campaign.

But it’s no problem, I have no doubt we will be able to serve up another hot, fresh, piping serving of “shut the hell up”, that they’ll try to copy 5 months later.

Editor’s note: time to switch to decaf.

Editor’s note 2: For more info on the greatest wrestler since Hulk Hogan, click here.

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Brain Buster Podcasting

Wall’s Paradox

This is something that I have been working on and haven’t completely fleshed out. The bottom line is this – the better the product and company you work for, the less important it is to be a great marketeer. At first I thought this to be a great revelation, now I’m thinking it’s just depressing to the talented, or perhaps an attempt to call out the lottery winning pretenders.

Rather than marinate on that, check out this weeks Marketing Over Coffee, the best marketing podcast.

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Daily Life Geek Stuff

Now in HD DVD!

My HD DVD drive arrived today. Here’s a deal where you can get 5 free movies when you buy one. The player was about $160 thanks to NewEgg and a secret code from my new favorite shopping promotional code site. I figure that I should be able to unload at least 3 of the movies on Amazon (King Kong came with the player making it a total of 6 movies), so that means I’m upgrading for about $100.

The other cool thing is that Netflix automatically updates my queue so that we will be sent HD DVDs if they are available at no extra charge.

It’s funny, it does look really good, but you don’t really notice it until you go back to a regular DVD and are thinking “Why is this picture so crappy?”. I’ve heard Hot Fuzz is actually a very good HD DVD and I’m looking forward to checking out some concerts. And speaking of concerts, let me get all 80’s on you and brag about the return of Van Halen.

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Brain Buster The Marketeer

Why your company needs to be in Second Life now

Like many people, I first registered for Second Life, cruised around for a couple of weeks and haven’t been back in a long time. There are a number of reasons why many users follow this path. Some find it confusing and difficult and give up. Others see a lot of empty space and end up not becoming part of the community and leave for more interesting online hobbies. As on online gamer I got on, said “Hmmm, not as much fun as a networked game from 10 years ago, and I can’t kill anybody or blow anything up.” Lags and crashes are not uncommon, especially if your machine is not up to snuff, so I wasn’t impressed with the overall experience. Lots of cool stuff to see, but limited in the ability to generate huge crowds.

My wife is at the wrong point on the hype cycle, she’s just tired of hearing about it and doesn’t want to hear about it any more (File under “Hater”).

So for all this complaining you’d think I would be laughing at companies such as Coca-Cola, Sears, American Outfitters, and IBM that are pouring resources into empty islands on SL. But I’m not. Granted that some organizations are spending more than is perhaps wise, and if you are looking for ROI in the next 3 years you will be disappointed.

The critical point is that 3D user environments are not going to go away. If you’ve ever been lost in an immersive experience such as a great multiplayer online game, online gambling, playing with simulations such as SimCity or the Sims, or even just watching an IMAX film you know that the face of entertainment and interaction with technology is continuing to evolve. It was obvious for a small group at PARC that saw the first graphical interface – they knew that there was an easier way to work with computers rather than just typing text commands. Second Life is the same thing, clunky, yes, but a look into new ways to interface with computers.

So now, everybody makes fun of the companies that jumped into SL in a big way, or what appears to be a big way. This is an important point, Coke is probably spending more than an entire 20-person company’s marketing budget, but it wouldn’t surprise me if they are spending less that 1% of their marketing budget. Here’s a Brain Buster – How much are you spending on Marketing R&D?
The risk averse are sitting around saying it’s too early to get in to SL. As I gaze into my crystal ball, it seems safe to bet on this:

A couple of years go by and suddenly Third Life shows up. Maybe Linden rolls out the next big version, maybe somebody steals all their good ideas improves the existing paradigm. I log on, now I can use a gamepad to drive around, and there’s a trusty flamethrower for only $2000L. Next time some bozo shows up to interfere with my conversation or do something perverse – WHOOSH! A huge helping of J-Funk BBQ.

The big crowd arrives. Now the nay-sayers say “We need to get a cross-functional tiger team to get into this virtual thingy” (I picture Dilbert’s boss doing this).

What happens next? Coca-Cola, American Outfitters etc. get their stuff ported and up in a week. The rest of the Fortune 500 put together a focus group to figure out what they need to do now that they want to get in. Lo and behold, there’s a list of problems a mile long:

  1. Who do we hire to build this?
  2. What budget takes the hit?
  3. Who is responsible for the upkeep? Marketing? Sales? IT? Support? Customer Service?
  4. How do we account for this?
  5. Can we add to this list by having an offsite focus group boondoggle that will take 1 week?
  6. Who do we hire to manage the people we hired to build this?
  7. What should this thing look like?
  8. What are we trying to accomplish?
  9. How will we know if we are doing it right?
  10. Why is Bob’s office 2.5 cubic feet bigger than mine? We’re both VPs! (These are Forture 500 animals, mind you)
  11. … continue list with 576 more items

This will be fodder for committees, focus groups, consultants, analysts, janitors, you name it. This could take years in many companies, and it will in some.

There will also be a small group that goes in and looks like the US Olympic Basketball Dream Team vs. St. Mary’s School for the Blind. They’re paying their dues now in Second Life.

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Brain Buster Email Marketing The Marketeer

Direct Marketing, you know, Mailing People Stuff

I started doing direct mail in 1997, and as hard as it is to believe, this was before email was huge. This was during my time at DCI (remember that whole tax fraud thing – see Breaking Rocks). Direct Marketing (DM) was king of all that it surveyed, and those in the know learned from DM News. DM News is the New York Times of direct marketing, the I-Ching, the bible, insert large important document reference here.

I was elated to see an article today that lead off with a quote of mine. The funny part is that probably 99.9% of my friends and family (and probably you too, dear readers) don’t even know it exists, but to me it’s a great honor.

But you didn’t come here to listen to my blather, and fear not – you should go back and click to the article and read it, it’s excellent stuff. It touches upon the difficulty of selecting a control group, using Half Life (which was new to me, and I love it), segmentation, long term results, and getting statistically valid results.

It crystallized another point for me too – testing is not like experimenting because the test itself affects and taints future results. There are a bunch of other topics this naturally leads to, such as B2B vs. B2C, and how to find the optimum emailing frequency, but those are thoughts for another day.