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Brain Buster Lead Generation

Brand Opinion

Thanks for staying around during a slower week, I’m into a groove now where I can write at home at night, save it and post when I have access to the tubes of the internets when I get to work.

A discussion today got me thinking more about branding. There has been much written about the fact that classic advertising and branding is only applicable to the Fortune 500, and that everyone else is usually pouring money down the drain. I’m thinking that by treating your advertising more as lead generation (have a call to action to track it, test brand messaging that has impact) you can get your money’s worth out of it. I really need to dig in deeper on advertising strategies, anybody up for chatting on Marketing Over Coffee?

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Gaming Geek Stuff Productivity Booster SalesForce.com SEO and Paid Search

BlogDay

Today is officially BlogDay, you can get the story and original recommendations in my previous post.

Just a few other things I read that are always great:

I’m a salesforce.com insider by reading SalesforceWatch.

On the small business tech font, and for Tales of Chicago check out Chicago Mike.

Most readers know I’m still going through Sex and the City withdrawal, The Pink Shoe Diaries help me cope.

As a comic fan (aka – Fanboy, aka – dork) Title Undetermined makes me laugh.

I’m also giving a second plug for Mike Champion because he needs a dose of the Google Juice, and mentioning GameSpot which is not a blog but still full of great info.

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Email Marketing Great Marketing Swipe File

VirtualResponse Channels Dre

This is the best marketing I have ever seen for an email company. The only downside to this is that if you don’t know Salesforce.com you won’t get all the jokes, otherwise, brilliant!

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The Marketeer

Rule of 2

Seeing as I’m all Rock-ifiied tonight, I’m also publishing my Rule of 2, I will join no social network until I get a second invite or a second person talks about it. There’s just too many out there that I sign up for and then never hear from again. More and more of my life becomes finding ways to filter out things that have nothing to do with my goals. Maybe one day I’ll come up with a rule that will stop me from making moronic blog posts and try to stick to marketing…

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Daily Life The Marketeer

You better smell what the Wall is cookin’

So I had a good news/bad news thing happen today. A competitor came out with a webinar campaign that is a dead copy for one that we did about 3 months ago. They’re using an analyst we’ve used in the past, a topic we have done multiple webinars on with the same title, and better yet they are even picking on the king of the hill (codename: Large Azure, aka HAL), a strategy we started and now they want to get on our bandwagon.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and yet my first instinct is to rent a billboard across the street from their home office with an obnoxious message on it – perhaps something about turning it sideways, or better yet send over a tray of Ex-Lax brownies (never mind I said that, I wouldn’t do that).

The second instinct was to put them in the crosshairs, but they work with some open source stuff and as soon as you pick on that all these tree-hugging freaks and eastern bloc terrorists start trying to bring down your severs, and the people that go that route tend to not have budget anyway, so that’s pointless.

So I just have to laugh and say mission accomplished, the bar has been raised so now it’s time to turn it up another notch, just when things seemed to be getting rock solid. I say “My stuff” but it’s really the work of the whole group, I just take it rather personally, but I know they do too, they just don’t want to be associated with my brownie campaign.

But it’s no problem, I have no doubt we will be able to serve up another hot, fresh, piping serving of “shut the hell up”, that they’ll try to copy 5 months later.

Editor’s note: time to switch to decaf.

Editor’s note 2: For more info on the greatest wrestler since Hulk Hogan, click here.

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The Marketeer

All about the Awards (Pt. 2)

About a month ago I mentioned the importance of awards. The main point was that you should be more interested in the judges that the award itself. Will knew what I was talking about and said that it might be good to write a bit more about it, so here we go…

Top 10 reasons you should apply for awards besides giving an acceptance speech and being able to dance around in a circle with your co-workers chanting “We are great!”

  1. The Judges – You may be paying thousands a month to get your message in front of certain editors or experts, the cost of applying for an award is a small fraction of that and it’s a much softer sell to a judge reviewing your application versus someone you are trying to persuade after having begged for a meeting. You’re getting access to the Judge’s network at a fraction of the cost.
  2. Strengthen The Message – Most applications are a good opportunity to work on your written message (copy). Many times I’ve re-used paragraphs from applications for future powerpoints and brochures.
  3. Add to The Message – This is big on the consumer side, look at car companies bragging about JD Power. Who is he anyway?
  4. Publicity – Frequently awards are sponsored, or even run entirely by trade publications. They usually write up the results as an article, often many times. Again, the application is far cheaper than the price of an ad.
  5. Motivation – Pursuing an award makes an excellent milestone to push a team forward, even better if they are a runner up pushing for a victory the next year.
  6. The Competition – This is another opportunity to showcase the weakness of your competitors to industry luminaries (again, the judges).
  7. Networking – Awards dinners are a good chance to get some fresh business cards from outside of your normal fishbowl.
  8. Resume Boost – Scoring an award is a badge that everyone can add to their list of accomplishments.
  9. Thrill of Victory, Agony of Defeat – Victory can be bragged about for a year, defeat gives you a chance to figure out what you might have to change to make your message more palatable.
  10. Free chicken dinner – well, maybe that’s not a benefit, rubber fowl gets tired quickly.

Any more points? Best of luck to all the future award winners out there!

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Brain Buster The Marketeer

Why your company needs to be in Second Life now

Like many people, I first registered for Second Life, cruised around for a couple of weeks and haven’t been back in a long time. There are a number of reasons why many users follow this path. Some find it confusing and difficult and give up. Others see a lot of empty space and end up not becoming part of the community and leave for more interesting online hobbies. As on online gamer I got on, said “Hmmm, not as much fun as a networked game from 10 years ago, and I can’t kill anybody or blow anything up.” Lags and crashes are not uncommon, especially if your machine is not up to snuff, so I wasn’t impressed with the overall experience. Lots of cool stuff to see, but limited in the ability to generate huge crowds.

My wife is at the wrong point on the hype cycle, she’s just tired of hearing about it and doesn’t want to hear about it any more (File under “Hater”).

So for all this complaining you’d think I would be laughing at companies such as Coca-Cola, Sears, American Outfitters, and IBM that are pouring resources into empty islands on SL. But I’m not. Granted that some organizations are spending more than is perhaps wise, and if you are looking for ROI in the next 3 years you will be disappointed.

The critical point is that 3D user environments are not going to go away. If you’ve ever been lost in an immersive experience such as a great multiplayer online game, online gambling, playing with simulations such as SimCity or the Sims, or even just watching an IMAX film you know that the face of entertainment and interaction with technology is continuing to evolve. It was obvious for a small group at PARC that saw the first graphical interface – they knew that there was an easier way to work with computers rather than just typing text commands. Second Life is the same thing, clunky, yes, but a look into new ways to interface with computers.

So now, everybody makes fun of the companies that jumped into SL in a big way, or what appears to be a big way. This is an important point, Coke is probably spending more than an entire 20-person company’s marketing budget, but it wouldn’t surprise me if they are spending less that 1% of their marketing budget. Here’s a Brain Buster – How much are you spending on Marketing R&D?
The risk averse are sitting around saying it’s too early to get in to SL. As I gaze into my crystal ball, it seems safe to bet on this:

A couple of years go by and suddenly Third Life shows up. Maybe Linden rolls out the next big version, maybe somebody steals all their good ideas improves the existing paradigm. I log on, now I can use a gamepad to drive around, and there’s a trusty flamethrower for only $2000L. Next time some bozo shows up to interfere with my conversation or do something perverse – WHOOSH! A huge helping of J-Funk BBQ.

The big crowd arrives. Now the nay-sayers say “We need to get a cross-functional tiger team to get into this virtual thingy” (I picture Dilbert’s boss doing this).

What happens next? Coca-Cola, American Outfitters etc. get their stuff ported and up in a week. The rest of the Fortune 500 put together a focus group to figure out what they need to do now that they want to get in. Lo and behold, there’s a list of problems a mile long:

  1. Who do we hire to build this?
  2. What budget takes the hit?
  3. Who is responsible for the upkeep? Marketing? Sales? IT? Support? Customer Service?
  4. How do we account for this?
  5. Can we add to this list by having an offsite focus group boondoggle that will take 1 week?
  6. Who do we hire to manage the people we hired to build this?
  7. What should this thing look like?
  8. What are we trying to accomplish?
  9. How will we know if we are doing it right?
  10. Why is Bob’s office 2.5 cubic feet bigger than mine? We’re both VPs! (These are Forture 500 animals, mind you)
  11. … continue list with 576 more items

This will be fodder for committees, focus groups, consultants, analysts, janitors, you name it. This could take years in many companies, and it will in some.

There will also be a small group that goes in and looks like the US Olympic Basketball Dream Team vs. St. Mary’s School for the Blind. They’re paying their dues now in Second Life.

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Great Marketing Swipe File The Marketeer

Great Marketing

Whenever I see some brilliant marketing I’m compelled to make a note and post it here.

I was getting my car washed yesterday and before you pull around to the entry there’s a self service kiosk where you can grab a trashbag or a heavy duty paper towel. There’s also a sort of gumball machine that has peanuts in it with a dopey slogan “We’re nuts about our customers!”. Don’t be fooled by the idiotic tagline. Easy marks (aka suckers) like myself grab some, soccer moms with kids in the minivan probably do the same to keep the kids quiet.

But what happens next? You start cracking open and peeling the peanuts. So unless you are compulsive like I am, eating right over your new free trashbag, you finish the carwash and look around the inside of your car, filled with peanut shells, and say “Damn, we should vacuum this mess out!”

And, lo and behold, there’s the vacuum right next to the exit.

Have a good weekend.

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Brain Buster Email Marketing The Marketeer

Direct Marketing, you know, Mailing People Stuff

I started doing direct mail in 1997, and as hard as it is to believe, this was before email was huge. This was during my time at DCI (remember that whole tax fraud thing – see Breaking Rocks). Direct Marketing (DM) was king of all that it surveyed, and those in the know learned from DM News. DM News is the New York Times of direct marketing, the I-Ching, the bible, insert large important document reference here.

I was elated to see an article today that lead off with a quote of mine. The funny part is that probably 99.9% of my friends and family (and probably you too, dear readers) don’t even know it exists, but to me it’s a great honor.

But you didn’t come here to listen to my blather, and fear not – you should go back and click to the article and read it, it’s excellent stuff. It touches upon the difficulty of selecting a control group, using Half Life (which was new to me, and I love it), segmentation, long term results, and getting statistically valid results.

It crystallized another point for me too – testing is not like experimenting because the test itself affects and taints future results. There are a bunch of other topics this naturally leads to, such as B2B vs. B2C, and how to find the optimum emailing frequency, but those are thoughts for another day.

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Daily Life Email Marketing Podcasting The Marketeer

3 Important Things

  1. America is drowning in processed sugar and flour, Jason speaks the truth, notice the power of marketing in step 4.
  2. The world’s greatest marketing podcast is going to take over your brain, resistance is futile. Lots of good stuff on email marketing
  3. All that too much to take? Look at my soothing Flickr Photos